i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
This is a comment on Taylor Swift’s latest music video
Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.
HE CAN GET HIS NAME ON A COKE BUT I CANT FIND MY SIMPLE ASS NAME???
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
Sophie Turner and Pedro Pascal taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge to help raise awareness for ALS.
people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s
The disappointment in his face.
meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open